Tadinya cuma mau saya publish as notes di FB, tapi resultnya yang ternyata jauh lebih wtf dari perkiraan saya membuat saya merasa sayang kalau cuma friend FB saja yang liat.
HOLD IT! Sebelum anda membaca lebih jauh, akan lebih seru lagi kalau anda juga ikut mencobanya. Tulis nama 10 karakter, bebas dari serial apa, bisa cowok, cewek, trap, futa, terserah.
1) Akan lebih epic hasilnya kalau anda tidak melulu memasukkan nama karakter waifu/husbando anda, atau karakter yang anda suka, atau sejenis itu. Saya masih terbawa nafsu saat mengisi jadi masih kebanyakan bishoujo. Coba anda masukkan karakter yang wtf macem Emperor Britania atau mbek-mbek nya Beatoriche. Anda juga bisa coba memasukkan karakter fiktif yang sensasional, seperti DEMON LORD TENTACLE FROM HELL atau pencuri celana dalam profesional.
2) Jangan urut. Jangan memasukkan tokoh yang disukai di no.1 lalu yang paling tidak disukai di no.10 atau semacamnya. BE RANDOM. Pikirkan 10 karakter, lalu tulis acak.
Ingat, hanya anda yang punya kesempatan membuat result yang lebih epic dari saya. Karena ingatan saya cukup kuat, otomatis saya ingat nomer berapa saja yang diapain sama nomer berapa. Jadi karakter manapun yang saya tulis lagi tetep tidak akan surprise hasilnya bagi saya.
Siap? ok, here goes mine.
1 Nyarlko (Haiyoru, Nyaru Ani!)
2 Ushiromiya Rosa (Umineko no Naku Koro ni)
3 Suzumiya Haruhi (SHnY)
4 Ayuzawa Misaki (Kaicho wa Maid-sama)
5 Beatrice (Umineko no Naku Koro ni)
6 Kamio Misuzu (AIR)
7 Touko senpai (Bungaku Shoujo)
8 Dead Master (Black Rock Shooter)
9 Senjougahara Hitagi (Bakemonogatari)
10 Hamyuts Mesetta (Tatakau Shisho: Book of Bantorra)
1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Nyarlko)
PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA MATI DONG SAYA WKLWKWKWKWKW LOOOLLL
Number 2 asked you to go out with her? (Ushiromiya Rosa)
He? heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? wah gawat bisa-bisa saya nggak pulang 3 hari ke "luar kota" 8D~
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Suzumiya Haruhi)
EITHER HEAVEN or HELL
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Ayuzawa Misaki - Senjougahara)
lolwut random pairing
5 cooked you dinner? (BEYATORICHE)
HOEKKKKKK *teringat adegan Rosa dan Maria* HOEKK LAGI
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Kamio Misuzu)
WTH?????? KOK BISA PAS?? she's sleeping forever for sure ;___;
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Touko senpai)
UWOOOGHHH, Touko senpai? Dengan senang hati, lagipula biaya hidup tidak akan bertambah, kan cuma makan kertas.
8 got into the hospital somehow? (Dead Master)
B-but that's IMPOSSIBLE O__O!!!!
9 made fun of your friends? (Senjougahara)
Why not? verbal abusive girlfriend made fun of my friends? ITS SO PERFECTLY NORMAL!
10 ignored you all the time? (Hamyuts Mesetta)
Oh Thanks GOD, thanks God.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Nyarlko)
Panggil "yang asli", ALL DEAD.
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Ushiromiya Rosa)
Berusaha supaya beritanya tidak menyebar keluar. Publik tau = SKANDAL.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (Suzumiya Haruhi)
Hm... rather than give, maybe ask to join SOS-DAN? NO PROBLEM.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Ayuzawa Misaki)
Dijamin selamat, Misaki bisa diandalkan.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (BEYATORICHE)
WITHOUT A DOUBT: NGAKAK.WAV
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? (Hamyuts - Misuzu)
HEART ATTACK, DIED.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Touko senpai)
Membacakan buku cerita (d'aawwwww *w*) tapi habis ceritanya selesai bukunya juga udah habis dimakan.
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? (Dead Master)
BY SAYING: LET'S DESTROY THIS WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? (Senjougahara)
BONDAGE TRAINING FOR STAMINA AND ENDURANCE
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Hamyuts Mesetta)
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Nyarlko)
BECOZ AM INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE WOOOGHH
2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? (Rosa - Senjou)
lolwut random pairing
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? (Suzumiya Haruhi)
Haruhi pinter pasang muka dan tau cara bertingkah sesuai lawan bicara. SO, YES!
IN FACT, I'm looking for a girl like this.
Number 5 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (Beatrice - Senjou)
USHIROMIYA ROSA: DEAD
Body was found in a very grotesque blablabla..
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Beatrice - Misuzu)
O__________O!!! I can't EVEN IMAGINE THAT. THAT WOULD BE.. OUT OF THIS WORLD.
6 appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do? (Misuzu)
NO WAY! you must be wrong, mister.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Touko)
INVALID! It doesn't have anything to do with BOOKS!
Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell him? (Dead Master)
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU! CHAIN FEELS GOOD! KIMOCHIII!!!!
..that, or you're just hot for BRS
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses you his love by sending an e-mail. Now what? (Senjougahara)
e-mail??? NO WAY!!! THERE SHOULD BE CUTTER AND SETEPLES!!!!!!!!!11
You spot 10 kissing number 1. How do you react? (Hamyuts - Nyarlko)
BEFORE I REACT. END OF WORLD.
Could 1 and 6 be soulmates? (Nyarlko-Misuzu)
Soulmates, nggak. Kalo sama-sama COSMIC ENTITY sih IYA
Would number 2 trust number 5? (Rosa-Beato)
Number 3 wants to go shopping, will 7 come along? (Haruhi-Touko)
Tentu saja, beserta cowok mereka buat disuruh-suruh.
Number 4 is bored and pokes number 10. What happens after that? (Misaki-Hamyuts)
Oh, no. I WONT DO THAT IF I WERE YOU, MISAKI-CHAN.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Beato - Nyarlko)
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make? (Misuzu-Haruhi)
Misuzu's specialty: ramen (according to eps 1, at least). Haruhi's: hot pot.
Kemungkinan masakan berkuah sepertinya.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (Touko-Senjou)
Mengisi Seminar: BAGAIMANA CARA MENGENDALIKAN COWOK ANDA
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? (Dead Master-Beato)
DM: I'm gonna "CUT" your hair. CHAINS CHAINS CHAINS CHAINSSS
Beato: You're gonna cut MY BEAUTIFUL LONG GOLDEN HAIR? AHAHADOTWAV
BUTTERFLIES BUTTERFLIES BUTTERFLIESSSSS
EPIC BATTLE ENSUED.
9 sketches what 6's perfect boyfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy? (Senjou-Kamio)
Senjou draws A CROW.
Then Misuzu said " but I LOVE STEGOSAURS!! GAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
10 and 1 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? (Hamyuts-Nyarlko)
PART IV: What would happen if...
1 accidentally kicked 10? (Nyarlko-Hamyuts)
2 sent 9 an e-mail that was meant for her boyfriend? (Rosa-Senjou)
Wow... I'm speechless here. It could be complex. kalau terjadi sebelum arc hitagi crab, mungkin Senjou snaps.
Ushiromiya Rosa: DEAD.
Body was found with numerous stationery stabs and cut..blabla
Tapi kalau terjadi setelah Hitagi Crab, perhaps she'll just give her a cold looks.
4 and 7 discovered they made love while being drunk? (Misaki -Touko)
OHWOW O_O but that's not impossible considering they're both types who can get drunk easily. Kasian Usui dan Konoha, bisa nangis darah mereka melewatkan kejadian kaya gitu.
5 and 6 did a work-out together? (Beato-Misuzu)
Noo, Misuzu will die. She can't even walk at eps 13.
6 noticed she wasn't invited for your birthday? (Kamio Misuzu)
Mungkin karena dia sudah keburu 'pergi' (bgm: Aozora)
7 won the lottery? (Touko senpai)
Pergi ke toko buku terdekat.
8 had quite a big secret? (Dead Master)
Actually, I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER IN BRS OVA 2!!!! HELL YEAHHHHHHHHH!!
9 became a singer? (Senjougahara)
Wataaaaaaaaaaashi noooooooo..... kono omoi wooooooooooooooooooo~~~
10 got a daughter? (Hamyuts Mesetta)
2 HAMYUTS?? WE'RE DOOMED.
What would 1 think of 2? (Nyarlko-Rosa)
You're the BEST MOM EVER!!
What would 2 find weird about 3? (Rosa and Haruhi)
Ternyata ada yang lebih abnormal daripada anak saya.
How would 3 greet 4? (Haruhi-Misaki)
Piye kabare, Bos? anak buahmu sehat-sehat kabeh tho? anak buahku.. dst.
What would 4 envy about 5? (Misaki-Beato)
Envy? Why would she?
What dream would 5 have about 6? (Beato-Misuzu)
Dream as in wish (not dream in a sleep): I wish I could be a simple girl like her. Being eternal is such a pain..
What do 6 and 7 have in common? (Misuzu-Touko)
Ekspresi yang lucu nan wtf dan suara yang moe.
What would make 7 angry at 8? (Touko - Dead Master)
I know what you feel, but you can't do that! People die when they're killed! (quoting line from a (visual) novel character)
Where would 8 meet 9? (Dead Master- Senjou)
THE OTHER SIDE
What would 9 never dare to tell 10? (Senjou- Hamyuts)
Actually I admire your skill! Please let me become your apprentice!
What would make 10 scared of 1? (Hamyuts-Nyarlko)
T-This girl..... IS NOT EVEN A HUMAN!