Sunday, October 18, 2009

Daaan predikat Ratu Moe tahun ini jatuh kepada.....

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Para penonton sekalian, akhirnya kita memasuki momen-momen paling bersejarah dimana kita dapat menyaksikan dengan mata kita sendiri perebutan gelar dalam ajang yang paling bergengsi di seantero dunia per-otaku-an, di mana pemenang daripada kontes ini akan mendapatkan daripada hadiah berupa titel ratu moe sejagat.

hmm sudah cukup lebay kah pembukaannya?

Seperti yang sudah anda tahu, 4 karakter yang lolos ke semifinal saimoe 2009 adalah Taiga, Nodoka, Mihoko dan Yui. Karena saya tidak ngikutin Saki, jadi selain Mihoko, tiga karakter lainnya menyita perhatian saya (Nodoka perkecualian, you know why). Mari kita lihat bagaimana reka ulang pertarungannya.

Semifinal satu:
Aisaka Taiga vs Nodoka Haramura

Nodoka Attack

SUGAR GLAZED JELLY BEAN ATTACK!!!

Nodoka deal 0 damage hit to Taiga
Taiga goes berserk due to feeling insulted
UWAGHH
Nodoka deal 9999 damage hit to the writer of this blog
The writer of this blog eats magical tempe bacem
The writer of this blog recovered 10% HP

Taiga attack

TAIGA KIIIIIIIIICCCKKKK!!!

Taiga unleash mini taiga using his delicious tsundere foot
Mini taiga eats Nodoka's boobs
Nodoka without boobs = FAIL
Nodoka lost

Taiga level up
Taiga goes to next round
Taiga absorbs Nodoka's character attribute
Taiga is now enhanched with boobs

UWAGHH
Taiga's new boobs deal 9999 damage hit to the writer of this blog
The writer of this blog eats the sacred lotek
the vegetables in the sacred lotek has a remedial effect
The writer of this blog recovered 15% HP

Actually, I kinda feel bad for Nodoka, kalo dia lolos ada kemungkinan dia jadi ratu moe pertama yang boing.

Semifinal dua:
Mihoko Fukuji vs Hirasawa Yui
skipped because I didn't feel like writing about it (more like, i didn't know any about Mihoko, at all)

F I N A L :
Aisaka Taiga vs Hirasawa Yui

Aisaka Taiga summoned the great dragon
Takasu Ryuuji appear
Aisaka Taiga menobatkan Ryuuji sebagai Ksatria Donat


Aisaka Taiga cast protect and hot blood to Ksatria Donut
Ksatria Donat attack up
Ksatria Donat defense up
Ksatria Donat morale up
Ksatria Donat attack Hirasawa Yui using psychological DEEP phylosophy

Hirasawa Yui began to confuse about her existence
Eeeeh? Why does Haruhi in Endless Eight looks like me? Am I not Yui? Who am I? Am I.. AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hirasawa Yui's brain exploded

AISAKA TAIGA WINS SAIMOE TOURNAMENT 2009

ALL HAIL THE NEW QUEEN OF MOE

HAPPY END

2 comments:

Fallendevil said...

nyahahaha~

mantap review saimoenya.

saya paling seneng bagian RPG nya yg kayak RPGM 2000 LOL

Yah, menakjubkan Taiga bisa menang, perjalanan yang sangat panjang menuju kursi ratu Moe wakakakaka

Neohybrid_kai said...

ahahaha, baguslah kalo anda suka XD
Toradora memang pantas buat jadi juara, dramanya lumayan dalem tapi sentuhan moenya masih tetep ada

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