Thursday, August 20, 2009

Ultimate post of HELL

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Karena bulan puasa, maka konten dan layout blog ini nantinya akan menyesuaikan dengan kondisi fisik dan mental penulisnya. Maka dari itu, untuk menutup parade post yang sejenis, juga mengingat minggu ini tidak ada Pandora Hell (tidaaak), berikut saya persembahkan... jreng jreng jreng... review Pandora Hell dengan kapasitas ecchi dan abnormalitas dengan level MAXIMUMO IMPAKUTO!

warning:
1) tidak untuk anak-anak berusia 18 tahun ke bawah manusia normal
2) almost TWO HUNDRED IMAGE ON THIS POST. Proceed with caution
3) this post BITES everyone who reads with vulgarity, coarseness and something that probably would taste like the word FUCKK!! in your ear. You know why? cos I'm writing this on a rage. HARD rage.

Anyway, just read it if you care.

The episode starts with Ozu sighing..


sigh...

and Gillfag looking gloom


gloo~~m

so Xersex Burekk said


what's happen with those two?


gloom~~~ sigh~~~~


Sharon: maybe one of them is impotent
Xersex: hmm good analyze, but the question is, who?

Jreng jreng jreng jereng *lagu Shugo Chara pas masuk bagian judul*
Pandora Hell: eps 20
Who is the impotent one?

*flashback*


Oz: you have to tell me!! Pleas mister, pleazee!
Eliot: what the fuck is this guy saying?
Reo: beats me


Oz: tobokeruna! I saw it! When you were playing together earlier! You're also a yaoiguys!

translator's note: tobokeruna means don't play dumb

Gillfag enters scene


Gillfag: r u ok, OZ?

OHNOEZ- said Oz, since when you're already there, Giru?
Don't tell me u've been listening all along.







Eliot: Stop it, Oz. You're supposed to be uke, remember?

translator's note: uke = masochist (bohong ding)



And you Gill...



..and that's the story, Milady. If only Gill weren't appear,
Oz would have gotten the advice he seeks from Eliot.


Sharon jou-sama: Aww, poor thing.


and what about the little seme lady over here?






Sharon jou-sama: now now Miss Alichu, You shouldn't just eat to escape
the fact that your servant has run away with another man.
He could really turn into that, you know?


Alichu: Hoe, Okazu will become homo?
Sharon jou-sama: Yes, and its Ozu not Okazu

translator's note: Okazu (おかず)
(1) accompaniment for rice dishes, side dish,
(2) food for thought esp. in the context of conversation,
(3) material for assisting arousal during masturbation.

Alichuu: hmph, like I care about that. That is so silly.


That's silly. I.. I am a tsundere you know?

traslator's note: see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/tsundere


No, no, miss Alichuu. Don't you want to make Ozubezariuzu your own slave?
Or.. perhaps you're now into those *smirk* fujoshi BE EL stuff that is... *smirk again* inappropriate for a young lady?




I mean, look, he's almost crazy from questioning his own sexuality..


Am not homo... am not homo...




aaaawwwwwwwwwwwww
*fyi this blog owner is weak against this kind of tsundere tears*


Xersex: so.. in another words..


Sharon jou-sama: you want to level up your relationship with Ozu?


Xersex: milady, why are you so sparkly?
Sharon: oh just see the link above. Anyway, Alichuu, that is so beautiful!




Alichuu: jelaousy? is dat sum kind of gel?
Sharonronron: yes, and you're going to use it alot for.. you know, lubrication.
And you know, miss Alichuu, have you ever try *whisper whisper whisper*
Alichuu: hoee, b-but that must tasted bitter



yareyare.. said Xersex,










Sharon jou-sama: ooh, so you don't want to want to try it with Ozu first?
you want to practice first?


Alichuu: Erm.. no.. I..


Sharon jousama: don't worry, you can practice first... with me


Sharonronron: first, try saying "yasashiku shite kudasai"
translator's note: "yasashiku shite kudasai" means "please be gentle with me"


Alichuu: i.. iya yo




Sharon jou-sama pressure skill lv.80


Alichuu: m-my mistress skill... is still this low?
b-but I thought that I'm already a seme...
...I get it, I'll say it now


Alichuu: "p-please be gentle with me.."


Sharon jou-sama: KYAAA~ did you hear that?!! did you hear that, moni-ta- no mae no minna-sama? okay, let's continue to the next stage
Xersex: but milady
Sharon: oh shut up brekk
and then Xersex was dead
hmm I think deathbysex is kinda overused by now, I shouldn't mention it again for a while


here we are, the library, now which books should we ge.. oh look KAMASUTRA!


Sharonron: meh, forget about dat. doujin and eroge is all you need to learn about sex,
let's see... hmm... I think this one
Alichuu: sou na no?



..."I'm going to kill you!" Gilbert snarls, thrashing against the tentacles wrapped all around him. The rouge chain merely tightens its grip. It's magnificently disgusting, that chain, huge and grey and mottled all over with crusty patches of yellow-green mucus. It has Gilbert's arms trapped behind his head, with one tentacle each cinched tightly around his legs, his waist, his neck. Gilbert's body is stretched out taut, writhing and straining, the tentacle around his waist slithering up under his shirt to expose the lean muscle beneath. It's almost like the chain is deliberately putting the boy on display. It's a rather nice display, too.
The chain gurgles awfully and proceeds to drool a disturbingly green glistening substance onto Gilbert's cheek. Gilbert shudders, making a funny little "gack" sound in the back of his throat. The chain's tongue lolls out, licking at the same slime it had drooled onto Gilbert's face moments prior. Gilbert lets out a high-pitched whine...


"..................................................."


Alichuu: wat.. is.. this?
Sharonron: ahahahaha... wrong book, don't mind don't mind.
well, sometimes a lady have to relief from stress too, you know. Lets try another book


Ah, how about this one? Once upon a time there was a girl...


...and the girl came to a big and hard strong tower standing still erected on the ground

...finally the girl married with the prince

then they...


..and they live happily ever after


Alichu: w-wow, I didn't know you could use "that" to do "that" and put it in to "that"
Sharon: y-yea, I just knew it too. A-anyway, the stories still hasn't over. One day...


No


Sharonron: I-it seems that this part is still too early for you..


Alichuu: huh? if its just anal sex, I and Ozu have done it before


Sharon: wats???


* dramatic sound of book hits the floor*


BEZAAAAAAARIUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!


Okazu: why do I get hit =_=?
Xersex: no no milady you can't just hit a person like that
Gillfag: ohwow


Okazu: b-but I'm doing it because Alice ask me,
she's curious after reading your collection of yaoi doujin
Sharonron: a-ahahaha.. is that so?


Gillfag: n-no way.. Ozu has gone.. that far?


BLAM! HAHALOLserveshimright


Oscar: oh come on now, everyone. why don't we just let it slip and have some fun


Oscar: here, have some wi.. I mean, juice


Xersex: hey man, is that okay?
Oscar: hah hah hah don't worry, we should go wild tonight,
the writer is having an extremely bad mood tonight
this is just a filler episode, afterall.

one hour of lots and lots of glasses later..


Okazu: what...



WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?


HAHAHA, don't worry. Here, have yourself a drink.


Okazu: B-but am a shota..
Oscar: lol shota my ass, you're 25 nao



and



so



is



everyone else



which mean... lets start the orgy!! Hey look Alichuu woke up!


Okazu: uh.. she seems not right..


Alichu: am hot.. its hot


Alichu: ITS HOT AI WANNA TAEK MA CLOTHES OFF EN RAEP SOEMONEEE!!!!111


And what do you know, the famous B rabbitto's no bra
awesome girls never wears bra, you know?

translator's note: no bra means a condition where a person is clearly not wearing a bra beneath their top.
see also: bra, breast, nipples, large breasts, bottomless, no panties


Okazu: oh my god what are you doing? stop that, honey, we can't do it in public,
there's people here and we're still on the tv show


Alichuu: yea so wat? we can just doe it in forn of the *hiccup* cammearaa... then we caen *hiccup* uploed it tu yoetueb so that those *hiccup* fangirls can just stop theorizing dat ur a gaee..


Okazu: w-what are you talking about? am not yaoi, a-anyway..

translator's note: Yaoi is a genre revolving around homosexual love between male characters. Usually involves explicit content. Fujoshi loves to fap to this kind of thing.



puchi
tlanslator's note: puchi means plop


*super slow motion of a button coming off with choir bgm: aaaaaaaaaa*


Okazu: A-alice.. s-so that b on b-rabbit isn't about...


Alice: I told you didn't I? these clothes is just so tight, my actual size is no longer B


look I'm cosplaying Misuzu, nihaha


MY EYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


dear god, why does the prize for looking my girlfriend's boob has to be this high?
voice of god: becos the bigger you see the higher you must pay lol

Okazu: Miss Sharon Miss Sharon


Okazu: Miss Sha-


"..then kneel down before me, pig!"
*sumpah itu asli linenya bilang gitu, tonton saja animenya kalo tidak percaya*


KAN? APA SAYA BILANG? I KNEW IT!
memang ada something awesomely wrong dengan anime ini.

meanwhile...


hehe am gunna raep you..


hehe am gunna raep you..


shaddaapp.. am a yaoigaee u can't turn me on


shaddaaapp ur twintael iz too moe u should wear bondaeg gear instead


meido: why mee T______T


okazu: man this is stupid, they should just bit each other


hahahaaha u're so short need drink moar miruku lol you can't even pick a book from the second shelf at sari ilmu


ow yeaaa?? looks who'z shortie naoo
okazu: wat thee?


spectators: now dis is getting more interesting than last week's lottie-nee battle


tch I let the b rabitto seal slipped off


go back to shortie tsundere u rabbit


Alichuu: mmmmm




NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAI SERVANT, MAI SERVANT IS BEING TURNED TO YEOIGEEE!!11


hei naoo dis is mai servant dontchu daer to raep him


wat are u saying chibi tsundere, this is mai master


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agagagagagagaagaggaga


Xersex: 700 torenni silver Alichuu wins
Oscar: wat? but I want to play 10 gold rumionne for Alichuu
Sharonron: oh you guys, I've got a better idea


Okazu: he?


Sharonron: bezarius-kun, have you ever tried doing it with a horse?


Okazu: waht? NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Alichu? Giru?


Hei look, its that awesome font


Okazu: M-miss Sharon...


I TOLD YOU!!! THIS ANIME. THIS ANIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


now you must do what Kannon did on eps 07


and why blushing, Ozu?

scene skipped for DVD only (buy the dvd when it out,
there's the hardcore scene that you can't see here)

in the end...


they're blood relatives, but... they're still doing it anyway

and everyone can finally rest


i love chicks... chicks are delicious...


come on.. lemme punish some moar...


ei!


zzzzz

meanwhile, at the balcon...


Gillfag: Ozu.. I have something to tell you...


I-I'm sorry *sob* I shouldn't disturb your conversation with Eliot.. *sob* and to think that you did all of that to get advice to heal my impotent...


its okay, giru.. you'll recover soon


but... you know... I too have something to tell you


I... I don't think I'm a yaoi guy... I.. how should I say this... eventhough Alichuu abuse me alot but I like that better than becomes a yaoi...


Ozu...


Ozu: bangun say, jangan tidur di lantai ntar masuk angin
Alichu: hmmm


Xersex: got dumped huh?
Giru: ...yeah.


Giru: Maybe I should try working for Phantomhive instead...
I heard that they treat yaoi guys better on Kuroshitsuji
Xersex: maybe you should, I heard that they're currently making the second season now


the cold night wind blows in a melancholic tune...


the crescent moon is hanging high in the sky... illuminating the poor Gill that has been rejected (hah liek I care lol)

*note: pas adegan ini BGMnya kereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennn banget
Yuki Kajiura gitu lohhhhhhhhhh

Ozu: Arisu?
Alichu: hmmm?
Ozu: do you think.. I've done the right thing?
Alichu: between me and gill, which one you love the most?
Ozu: you of course
Alichu: then why ask?
Ozu:... you know, Arisu, I've been thinking that since I met you...
Alichu: zzzz
Ozu: sleeping again, huh?

narrator guy: ...because even if he's an uke, a man has to bear what a man has to endure. he shall protect his wife and his children. he shall works to keep his family in prosper and peace...



"I'm going to be the strongest uke all the time!"



narrator guy: he shall fight. he shall sacrifice. and only in the arm of those he loved he would spent his resting time



because its a promise. and only with the power of love that promise could come true..
and it will shine, eternally, limitless, everlasting...



AND BRIGGGHHHTTTTT
SO BRAAAAAAAAIIIIGHHHHTTTT LIEK THE BRIGHTEST STAAARRRR IN ALPHA CENTAUUURRRIIIIIIIII



berjuanglah, kotaro mina- I mean, Ozu Bezarius!
Pandora Hell season 1 : TAMAT

next on season 2:


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WITCHES? WITCHES DOESN'T EXIST!!


Duke Barma tu siapa?




more Alice awesomeness




Kevin Regnard tu siapa?

omake:
pic that didn't make it to the post


ah.. ah... nghh..


something white comes from the tip of my sword lol
hey, its not just you, I do facepalm to this scene too. I mean WTF why do they make the nightmare scene like fapping and they've been using BLACK so far to alter the redness of blood but WHY WHITE NOW??? white... from the sword... is like.... oh man...

and! if you think this is over, you're wrong. because this review is far from ovarr

PANDORA HEARTS DVD SPECIAL


aww look, rabbit :3


Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. welcome to the special of special review of Pandora Hearts. here, have a rose. it so fabu~lous.


Ozu: hey, why there's only one rose? didn't we plan to give a bouquette of roses to the viewer?
cameraman #1: uh.. that's..
cameraman #2: your wife has eat the rest, sir.
Ozu: oh man.. Alichu sure eats anything when she's hungry, this is why I kinda scared when she's giving blow(beep), she might eat my penis you know?

oh, anyway, this segment is called Meidora Heart.. cool pun huh?


first, we have this superawsoem meido Alice, did she wear panty? I don't think so


look, somebody died


KIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI..
witches exist UuuuuuUuu


hmm.. this is an interesting case


whoops, I have to act teasing you like this to make the Sharon fans goes kyaaa
*writer: kyaaaaa*


oh Milady Sharon, you look so hawt like that phoenix girl from Touhou or something..


A mystery?
Yes, Mr Bezarius Kinzo


Your waifu, Beatlice was found dead this morning wearing megane that makes her soo hoooooot


This is interesting. Now, in which pocket will the ball goes? NOIRRRRRRRRR ka? ROUUUUGEEE kaaa?
SAAAAAAAAAA HAJIMARU YOOOOO, BEATTTTTTTTTTT- eh salah anime, sori.


whats happen, giru?
I-I'm sorry.. master.. t-this vibrator...


iyaaaaaa... mou gaman dekinai...
translator's note: mou gaman dekinai means I can't stand it any longer
noo... I-I'm g-going to c-c..
hmm sampai di sini saja =_= I hate all of this giru shota crossdressing actually, have another pic


OH LOOK we are now main cast for the next GUNDAM SEED LOL

*but seriously, so Pandora Hearts is targeted for girls..
..but instead of yaoi canon, they're throwing S&M to
brainwash those fagirls into misstress-ing
a quite awesome indoctrination, I might say*

and the culprit is...


YES. THE CULPRIT IS YOU!

You who are now reading this post, I know you read this, miss. You've made the author of this post very sad, you know.

5 comments:

gecd said...

..........................
sepertinya saya sudah sering bilang anda sableng..
tapi kali ini.....
maksud saya...
itu..........
berapa screencap yg anda ambil dan wahyu yang turun untuk mengometari ( dengan gilanya ) 1 judul anime......

.........spechless........
ditunggu uminekonya

Neohybrid_kai said...

yea, its kinda over limit somehow, blame my mood, LOL

Neohybrid_kai said...

and actually eps 20 is reaaally full of fetish fuel, it already provides half the idea

kuroiyuki88 said...

aduh rusak otak saia berhubung blom liat anime nya xDDD

Neohybrid_kai said...

ah, sepertinya saya tau siapa anda
hee? tapi PH hearts kan komposernya Yuki Kajiura?
nonton aja, kalo anda jeli itu anime penuh dengan s&m tersembunyi, tambahan bagi yang suka kaki dan paha dijamin akan terpuaskan XDD, orang creatornya fetishnya juga itu. Liat aja official artnya

color page manga
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/272894/alice_-pandora_hearts-bat_wings-boots-brown_hair-c

christmas "dress"nya Alice
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/472028/alice_-pandora_hearts-boots-breasts-brown_hair-cle

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